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Published on 09/11/2008 at Thu Sep 11 09:18.
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Shawne Merriman
Shawne Merriman slaps his helmet on his first and final game in ’08 (Reuters photo)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

Yesterday’s winner – SivNiz:

Eddie Royal at Oakland
“Mr. President, call in the National Guard! Send as many men as you can spare! Because we are killing the Raiders! They need emergency help!”

Special Bonus WinnerChedro! Thanks for creating this!

Super Eddie Royal

Remember to leave your caption for the top photo. Happy captioning!

  • Arden

    Shawne Merriman on finding out there is no such thing as Ligament Growth Hormone (LGH). “D’oh!”

  • Mellifluous

    I should have had a V-8

  • flbronc

    Hmm… torn ligaments… i think that’s bad, but i can’t remember. Should i try to play on it?? Maybe phyllis has an answer…. what’s his number again… screw it, i’ll just play.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Now which way is it to injured reserve?

  • MITCH M

    How does the song go again…”knee bone connected to the brain bone..brain bone conected to the bonehead….”..I can’t remember.

  • MITCH M

    “Did my value go up seeing how I showed everybody I’m a man…I aint no quitter…now trade me…”

  • MITCH M

    “I wonder where the airport is ……oh snap…I just remembered I left my luggage with Tatum Bell”……

  • Danish Denver-fan!

    Arden nailed it…

  • Mark

    D’oh! Forgot to juice it up before the game!

  • Johnny Leatherhead

    When I pat my head like this it means substitution. When I pat my head like this it means “trade me now!”

  • RHansen

    Pat my head AND RUB MY TUMMY? AT THE SAME TIME?? No way, too hard!

  • mauibroncofan

    Maybe this will take my mind off the pain in my knee!

  • SivNiz

    Duh! Who would’ve thought a torn PCl and LCL would effect my mobility?

  • jibbons

    Me no run with no lig-a-thingies. Me should listen docs.

  • CB123
  • T-Money

    Coach i don’t think my knee should be bending this way

  • T-Money

    Coach i don’t play on offense… Who do i look like? Javon Walker?

  • RyPy

    Protein?! Mom you forgot to buy the effin protein!!!!

  • Aerobroncos

    What!? Next week were facing Cutler, Marshall, and Royal?!? Awww screw it our seasons over anyways….Cut me open doc.

  • Braden M

    Merriman going lights out…For the season!

  • http://denverbroncosnewsbyjon.blogspot.com Jon Krause

    SivNiz, you so stole that from Shannon Sharpe! And it’s “were killing the Patriots”

  • SivNiz

    I know, in my opinion that’s what makes it such a great quote for a board like this. I’m glad someone realized who actually said. I was debating weather or not to put Sharpe’s name after it but I figured anyone on this board would know who actually said it. Either way thanks for pointing it out because I should have really giving credit to my boy S squared.

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Jon, Siv – Obviously I recognized the comment. I think a lot of fans did. It’s why you won, SivNiz. Very clever.

    I try to reward clever/play-on-words/pertinent context as much as laugh-out-loud funniness in this thing.

    BTW, today’s C-a-C will be tomorrow. Sorry. Busy day, baby!

  • jibbons

    CB123, thats a classic picture;
    ‘Now start spelling run, piggy.’

  • CourtneyBrown98

    Wheres steroids when ya need em