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Published on 08/26/2008 at Tue Aug 26 12:25.
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Daily Blitz – Injuries Put Dumervil, Bailey in Question

Posted Tue Aug 26th by

  • Two Broncos starters on defense – Elvis and Boss – aren’t sure they’re going to be ready for the Raiders Week One.  [Denver Post]
  • Darrell Jackson has been sitting out the past two preseason games, but is looking forward to starting against the Raiders.  [Rocky Mountain News]
  • With the starters set, the Broncos are looking beyond the Cardinals this week and forward to the Raiders.  [RMN]
  • Samie Parker headlined the cuts yesterday, but Josh Mallard was more surprising to see.  [DPO]
  • The rush defense is miles ahead of last year’s unit.  [Longmont Times-Call]
  • Will the Broncos’ depth doom them to another playoff-less season?  [Sporting News]
  • No official news on the new punter yet – both Kern and Paulescu will get another shot at Arizona.  [LTC]
  • Jim Armstrong, you are a wishy-washy man.  Drinking the Kool Aid now because Shawne Merriman could be out?  [DPO]

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Philip Rivers. (Stephen Dunn/Getty Images)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments… Yesterday’s winner after the jump.

Yesterday’s winner: GreasyQTip.

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“Personal foul! I definitely see crabs!”

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  • http://mrherculesrockefeller.blogspot.com hercules rockefeller

    I’m a total d-bag. pass it on.

  • Mike

    psst… Im a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and ummmm I like to kiss my own butt!

  • Lon

    Hey look over there – Merriman, Gates and LT are all getting medical attention. YIKES!

  • SivNiz

    I thought Shawne Merriman played on the OL

  • Trent

    Don’t tell anybody but… I just tried to fart and a little something came out. Just tell them it’s mud.

  • JP

    He came before I was ready..almost hit me in the eye

  • http://birty.blogspot.com mikebirty

    Psst, LT – let’s keep what happened last night between us. I was really really drunk. It doesn’t mean I’m one of them.

  • flbronc

    i was going to post something, but i got nothting to top herc.

  • John

    Hey … does my breath smell like cock?

  • jibbons

    Herc and JP said it all

  • broncosmang

    whatever mikebirty tore it up with his post, that’s exactly where I was gonna go with it , but he beat me to the punch.

  • http://merlinofchaos.livejournal.com E. Halsey Miles

    “He thinks we’re going to go 13 and 3 this year! We’ll be lucky to get 10!”

  • LorDog

    Hey…tell me if you see Cutler coming so I can get the heck out of here!

  • Dave

    Hey, did ya hear the one about the redneck QB with a big mouth?

  • Kawike

    Pssst… Don’t tell Brandon Marshall, but I got another balloon.

  • GreasyQtip

    “This ref must think im gay, keeps asking me heads or tails…”

    But seriously Herc had me laughing

  • Jordan

    Psssssst, hey coach, you didn’t tell the rest of the team that I suck cock did you?

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Yes, it’s true. But don’t tell anyone I think that Mini-me is freakin’ hot!

  • Danish Denver-fan!

    C’mon guys – we can elevate from the gay-jokes, no? A bit to easy me thinks.

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    What about now? Do my lips look girly enough now?

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    I am Batman.

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Hey guys – I miss Hawaii. Can you step it up and carry me again?

    Seriously, I agree with Danish, there were so many more sitting there, ready for the taking. SIGH…

  • http://www.broncotalk.net AKscott

    when i burp and then blow out like this ..”ffwwhooooo” .. it smells like the raiders