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Posted Tue Aug 19th by Kyle
- After Eddie Royal’s breakout preseason game on Saturday, all of the Internets are abuzz with this kid. See here and here. [Denver Post, Rocky Mountain News]
- 2,300 looks like the magic number for Broncos rushers - gain that many yards, and the Broncos are playoff bound. [RMN]
- This fantasy analysis tends to think Selvin Young will get us there - listing him as his #5 breakout candidate. Guess who’s
#3#2? [The Scores Report] - Offensive assistant Rick Dennison has history with the Broncos. Nice article. [DPO]
- Marlin Briscoe, the former Bronco who was the first starting African American quarterback in the NFL, is taking his story to the big screen. [DPO]
- Niko Koutouvides and Nate Webster are still fighting for the only starting spot yet to be decided. [DPO]
- Ebenezer Ekuban is embracing his role as defensive every-lineman. [RMN]
Today’s Create-A-Caption:
John Lynch and friends (AP Photo/Stephan Savoia)
Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments…
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Yesterday’s winner - previous Create-a-Caption
A prayer for Patrick, from Glenn:
“Hail Mary, full of grace, save me the pain, Im going to face?
Look over me lord, and keep me safe, so I may put my shoe so far up Ramsey’s a**, he’ll floss with the lace!”
(Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
Congrats to HogBlog for the winning caption! Honorable mention: Pat (for getting the Ramsey connection), E. Halsey Miles
Again - leave your caption for the top photo!
30 comments
Somebody more creative than me should do something with the Wizard of Oz. John has to be Dorothy, as he found his “home”.
ah, there’s nothing like the life of the young and restless. Sorry i mean, old and restfull. As in 10-snaps-a-game-restfull.
I had no idea you guys had soooooo much practice video of me.
Hey, didn’t I use to kick your guys’ ass every time we met? Good times….
I still get a ring even if I don’t play much, right?
Hey guys, since we look like crap so far, and the Broncos look really good; would you get mad at me if I went back?
Are those their ages printed on their jerseys? Left to right youngest to oldest? Maybe its how many minutes they’ll play… total this year.
#2) Oh crap! You guys never told me I would have to actually cover Brandon Marshall and Eddie Royal in a GAME!!
if we dont get 19 this year, i’m outta here. by the way i get to start right?
John: “Uhhh, guys come on, it’s just a last name, I didnt mean anything by it”
Kyle, check the break out. Jay’s number two.
ok so who wants to cover my guy
“Side effects of Viagra include a drop in blood pressure, abdominal pain, and jumping ship to an in-conference rival.”
Thanks Sam. Oh, and guys, these are awesome. I’ve laughed out loud, in my cubicle, at least three times. Best since the Rivers balloon one. Keep em coming!
My name is john lynch and i am a douche bag…
Patriots secondary practise their coverage formation for Brandon Marshall.
Suck in the guts guys, we’re superbowl champs….. What winning 18 games doesn’t win you the trophy?
Has anyone seen my bottle of centrum silver?
…so, I have this rare, annual sickness where I can’t play football every 20th of October. It’s really weird. Yeah, I’ve been to the doctors about it, but they just said to go home, take my dentures out, and get lots of rest.
message back to broncos::
Ok the plan has been going well so far- a week before you play the patriots ill send you all of their game plans and we can 1up them at there own game!!
-thats why im playing like i suck right now- because i dont want to start when you guys rip us up
Dum Dum Dum Dum, Dow Dow Dow Dow, Dum Dum Dum Dum
Lynch: Now all we need is leather jackets and we will be the most intimidating defense in football. We just can’t play.
Sorry, I can’t be mad at Lynch for signing with the Pats.
“One, two and KICK. No you’re supposed to KICK. Oh man we’re never going to be ready for the Chorus Line at this rate!”
Lynch says “Ok boyz, let’s try another Name That Tune Trivia Question…BTW, havent you guys heard of the 70’s? What d’ya mean that’s what your parents listen to?”
You guys still have to wax your legs, I so old the hair has all fallen out.
Lynch: Hey guys. I aint gonna lie. Your team hazing is harsh on the rear end.
The good, the bad and the ugly… Oh - and the oldie…
Guys, I’m confused… Is this line- or tapdance?
When in Rome…
It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A…
hey, I guess you guys know who I am and how great I am, I don’t even have to cover receivers or play full time and I can sit out games and they always vote me to the pro bowl, I can’t imagine how lucky you must feel to have me
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