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Posted Thu Aug 14th by Kyle
- Brandon Marshall strikes back at Adam Jones‘ comments in yesterday’s afternoon practice. [ESPN]
- This morning, he has a new sign: “Adam’s no Pacman.” I think he’s calling you out, Mr. Jones. [Denver Post]
- Marshall and Jay Cutler have a plan to get through the suspension blues: becoming roommates! [Rocky Mountain News]
- Eddie Royal had another strong practice Wednesday against the Cowboys. [DPO]
- The traveling circus that is the Dallas Cowboys. [RMN]
- Yes, we get it - the Cowboys are bigger. [Boulder Daily Camera]
- Samie Parker is still holding out hope to contribute. [RMN]
- Ryan Torain hopes to get healthy so his impact can be felt as well. [Colorado Springs Gazette]
- Cowboys Coach Wade Wilson and Cutler have something in common. [DPO]
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Yesterday’s winner: It’s a tie, I can’t decide. Boisebroncoguy - “Step… 2… 3… 4… turn…. 2… 3… 4… now dip.” GreasyQTip - “New From Fox: Full Contact Dancing With The Stars.” Honorable mention: andy b. Today’s Create-a-Caption:
Cowboys Coach Wade Phillips and Shanny (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)
Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments…
29 comments
Yeah, our rookie wideout is, like, this tall… but he’s still kicking your team’s ass.
I’ve had it up to here with your leprachaun jokes wade!
You see Wade, this is what it takes to be a long term NFL head coach.
Wade Phillips and Mike Shanahan discusses how to force New England to line up John Lynch opposite Tony Sheffler.
“…and then Al Davis makes all the coaches go like this when he enters and exits the room…”
Wade: Will u squeeze my man tits?
Mike: I only squeeze man tits if your this tall
You’ve gotta be this tall to ride “The Log Ride”
Mike giving Wade a little history lesson
What about this high - could you get under a limbo bar THIS high?
See that blond in the crowd. Id hit
So Wade, to make this more fair, you need some linemen that are this tall.
2) Back at Eastern Illinois I was such a stud that my vertical was this high!
Mike: So i was like “bitch dont make me back hand you”
And then Elway said that the coach before me was only this tall and completely useless.
Although I think Arden has already won
Man you think Pacman is bad?! When Travis Henry came to practice he was this high.
“Im having a real tough time covering my boner in these shorts.”
“That’s why i leave my shirt untucked.”
‘Wade, let me introduce you to my best Defensive End. He’s so good, he’s invisible!’
“Look I know your nose tackle is tall, but he’s not so tall that his penis is right here!”
Yo Wade, throw your hands in the a-yer and wave em like you just don’t ca-yer. . . Somebody say “beer gut!”
Forget it, people. Arden wins, if there is any justice in this world. No pressure, Kyle.
I hear they pile it about this high in Texas!
mikebirty, andy b. - Soon, the winner will be in your hands. I’m trying to implement a comments rating system.
I actually loved the very first one myself. It’s a close call between JD and Arden atm.
Say, that Dan Reeves sure was a jackass, huh?
The reason Dre Bly gets smoked every game is because the guy’s only this tall! What can you expect out of someone THIS TALL?!
See, i told you you could see it from here. Why didn’t you build a super-mansion when you were here?…oh, yeah…
Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den!
So Wade, it basically goes like this: You put your left hand out, you take your left hand in, you put your left hand out and you shake it all about.
So, Wade, are you pregnant?
POP LOCK 1ON1: OK WADE, WHEN I SWIVLE THIS ARM, MY SHOULDERS, THEN THE OTHER ARM, IN A WAVE LIKE MOTION. YOU DO WHAT I DO WHEN I TOUCH YOUR HAND!!.GOOD-GOOD……….. NOW BRING IT BACK WADE!!
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