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Published on 08/14/2008 at Thu Aug 14 10:24.
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Daily Blitz – 21’s No Champ

Posted Thu Aug 14th by

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Yesterday’s winner: It’s a tie, I can’t decide. Boisebroncoguy – “Step… 2… 3… 4… turn…. 2… 3… 4… now dip.” GreasyQTip – “New From Fox: Full Contact Dancing With The Stars.” Honorable mention: andy b. Today’s Create-a-Caption:

Mike Shanahan and Wade Phillips
Cowboys Coach Wade Phillips and Shanny (AP Photo/David Zalubowski)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments…

  • http://www.broncotalk.net Jonathan Douglas

    Yeah, our rookie wideout is, like, this tall… but he’s still kicking your team’s ass.

  • Mike

    I’ve had it up to here with your leprachaun jokes wade!

  • Roy

    You see Wade, this is what it takes to be a long term NFL head coach.

  • Danish Denver-fan!

    Wade Phillips and Mike Shanahan discusses how to force New England to line up John Lynch opposite Tony Sheffler.

  • Arden

    “…and then Al Davis makes all the coaches go like this when he enters and exits the room…”

  • Pat

    Wade: Will u squeeze my man tits?
    Mike: I only squeeze man tits if your this tall

  • Triston27

    You’ve gotta be this tall to ride “The Log Ride”

  • Trent

    Mike giving Wade a little history lesson

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    What about this high – could you get under a limbo bar THIS high?

  • jlown24

    See that blond in the crowd. Id hit

  • Boisebroncoguy

    So Wade, to make this more fair, you need some linemen that are this tall.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    2) Back at Eastern Illinois I was such a stud that my vertical was this high!

  • Pat

    Mike: So i was like “bitch dont make me back hand you”

  • http://birty.blogspot.com mikebirty

    And then Elway said that the coach before me was only this tall and completely useless.

    Although I think Arden has already won

  • GreasyQtip

    Man you think Pacman is bad?! When Travis Henry came to practice he was this high.

  • GreasyQtip

    “Im having a real tough time covering my boner in these shorts.”
    “That’s why i leave my shirt untucked.”

  • Linmoo

    ‘Wade, let me introduce you to my best Defensive End. He’s so good, he’s invisible!’

  • http://merlinofchaos.livejournal.com E. Halsey Miles

    “Look I know your nose tackle is tall, but he’s not so tall that his penis is right here!”

  • http://www.weshunter.net Wes Hunter

    Yo Wade, throw your hands in the a-yer and wave em like you just don’t ca-yer. . . Somebody say “beer gut!”

  • andy b.

    Forget it, people. Arden wins, if there is any justice in this world. No pressure, Kyle.

  • http://danstallbaum.com dstall

    I hear they pile it about this high in Texas!

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    mikebirty, andy b. – Soon, the winner will be in your hands. I’m trying to implement a comments rating system.

    I actually loved the very first one myself. It’s a close call between JD and Arden atm.

  • http://mrherculesrockefeller.blogspot.com hercules rockefeller

    Say, that Dan Reeves sure was a jackass, huh?

  • Tyson

    The reason Dre Bly gets smoked every game is because the guy’s only this tall! What can you expect out of someone THIS TALL?!

  • Jaiu

    See, i told you you could see it from here. Why didn’t you build a super-mansion when you were here?…oh, yeah…

  • Danish Denver-fan!

    Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den! Ar-den!

  • Danish Denver-fan!

    So Wade, it basically goes like this: You put your left hand out, you take your left hand in, you put your left hand out and you shake it all about.

  • Danish Denver-fan!

    So, Wade, are you pregnant?

  • CourtneyBrown98

    POP LOCK 1ON1: OK WADE, WHEN I SWIVLE THIS ARM, MY SHOULDERS, THEN THE OTHER ARM, IN A WAVE LIKE MOTION. YOU DO WHAT I DO WHEN I TOUCH YOUR HAND!!.GOOD-GOOD……….. NOW BRING IT BACK WADE!!