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Published on 08/22/2008 at Fri Aug 22 10:00.
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  • The Denver Broncos and Green Bay Packers square off in Week 3 Preseason action tonight… check out the media guide at the Broncos official site.  [DenverBroncos.com]
  • If there’s such a thing as a ‘must-win‘ preseason game, for the Packers, this is it.  [Milwaukee Journal Sentinal]
  • Green Bay is getting a boost with the return of Greg Jennings.  [ESPN]
  • Mike Klis lists his 5 points for tonight’s game… none of which is my #1, which I’ll post later today.  [Denver Post]
  • The AP’s generic Denver Broncos season preview focuses on Mike Shanahan’s playoff promise and potential “hot seat” status.  [ESPN]
  • If the Broncos go anywhere, it will be on the shoulders of Jay Cutler.  [ESPN]
  • Jim Armstrong isn’t drinking the Kool Aid.  (Seriously, he says, “Hold the Kool Aid.”)  [DPO]
  • In 10 days, the Broncos will be 27 men fewer than now.  [DPO]
  • Nate Jackson wants to grab this opportunity left by the injured Daniel Graham.  [Rocky Mountain News]
  • Broncos cheerleader Liz Harris is happy to give back to her high school dance team.  [Fort Morgan Times]

BLOG BLITZ

CREATE-A-CAPTION

Lane Kiffin
Lane Kiffin is happy. AP Photo/Paul Sakuma

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments… Yesterday’s winner after the jump.

Yesterday’s winner: Johnny Leatherhead.

Referee
“I think my contact lens popped out somewhere around here…but that was 4 plays ago.”

Remember to leave your comments for the top photo. Happy captioning…

  • Boisebroncoguy
    Wow! When we tape Javon's signing bonus check to the ball, he actually catches it!
  • Trent
    "If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours you're suspoed to call a doctor...not me!"
  • "The flaming poo on Al Davis' porch joke NEVER gets old!"
  • "Ha Ha , Al you alright buddy? let me help you up .. he he! What?? oh yeah thats just a new 4th down play we've been working on called power sweep a-hole right. GOOD HIT Asomugha !!! he he he"
  • Johnny Leatherhead
    Yuck! How do the fans drink this Silver-and-Black Kool-Aid all the time?
  • Johnny Leatherhead
    Can I do two?

    "Only 296 days until I get fired. Yippee!"
  • Dude, you're the reigning champ. Caption to your heart's content.

    (That's true every day, BTW).
  • Hey Al Davies just complained of a sharp stabbing pain in his left shoulder!
  • andy b.
    Not to crib from mikebirty, but...
    "Hey guys, good news! I just got off the phone with an expert at the hospital. It's true, Al really does have to die sometime!"
  • jibbons
    Have you seen my baseball??
  • " None of the players had the heart to tell Lane that Al Davis had given him a piece of trick gum, turning his teeth and tounge completely black.."
  • "Wow I got to make it a decision on personnel. That water boy will never work for the Raiders again!"
  • "Stop me if you've heard this one before. Al Davis walks into a bar...no wait, hobbles into a bar!"
  • LMAO

    Oh... stop...it hurts...

    That Raider's article was the funniest thing I've EVER read (well, not quite as funny as Douglas Adams - but close).

    Best quotables are...

    Raider Math Class: "Lots of critics are predicting us for 6 wins. I say double that and subtract 3."
    What the hell!? why not just say 9-7?

    Raider Monster Hunt: "You got fast (Fargas), fast/strong (McFadden) and strong (Bush). That’s our cyclopes monster right there."
    Really? A Cyclopes? I'm pretty sure that's a one-eyed mythical monter. So, how does that have anything to do with your RB's, again?
  • I quit...jibbons wins hands down...that was F-U-N-N-Y!!
  • Trent
    I second that. That just made my day.
  • Jason
    Lane after Al's walker broke.
  • Dead man walkin' on a green mile.
  • Kawike
    OMG, Javon! I thought that for $55 million you could at least run with out tripping over your own feet.
  • Nevvellsbomb
    Hey look a pretty little butterfly!!!
  • GreasyQtip
    "That... is the smallest penis i have ever seen."
  • Denver Diehard
    "Duh, I dink I juss made poo poo, yuk yuk yuk
  • SivNiz
    Dude where's my car?
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