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Yesterday’s Create-A-Caption winner: YlhandlZ.  “Yes, Javon, that’s correct. Our goal for the season is FOUR wins.” Honorable mention: ross and marilyn, broncobear

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Brandon Marshall
Brandon Marshall looking… uh… intense.
(Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

Your wittiest, most cleverest caption in the comments…

23 comments

1 flbronc { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 06:18 })

Marshall’s reaction after realizing this years practice balls are sponsored by McDonalds.

2 Danish Denver-fan! { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 06:33 })

GUYS!! I think it’s ticking!!

3 daveb { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 06:35 })

Caption: “Roger Godell uses a new method to deliver Brandon Marshall’s suspension results…and it gets his attention!”

4 Danish Denver-fan! { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 07:04 })

“… and then i grabbed her head like this and her face was like this… Then the police showed up..”

5 Richard { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 07:42 })

I guess there IS a horse on the field!

6 LorDog { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 08:34 })

When he looked into the magic football to see his future, he was married to the girl he’s been beating, 5 children, and struggling to hold down a job at Wal Mart becuase his license had been revoked for DUI.

7 Danish Denver-fan! { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 09:02 })

Sweet, LorDog

8 Garret Barnes { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 09:16 })

Oh my god! I see, I see, a jail cell. WITH MIKE VICK!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!

9 Ian Henson { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 09:22 })

***Not a caption, just a comment =) *** Local Denver papers are holding off until Sunday to run with the exclusive, but Brandon Marshall’s shirt does in fact say “One night stand.” Which is about as true as advertising gets. What the Complete Colorado article didn’t say about the restraining orders is that they were all actually claimed by Pittsburgh Steelers defensive players.

10 Kyle { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 09:26 })

“Wow, that was a bullet, dead on! Didn’t see THAT coming, Patrick.”

11 GreasyQtip { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 10:33 })

KHHAAAALEEEEEMAAAAAAAA

(Indy Jones Reference…)

12 Jeremie Roshon { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 10:37 })

Who put this McDonalds Logo on hear?

13 HogBlog { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 10:38 })

Hmmm. the contents in this ball may be unsuitable for minors….WTH?

14 HogBlog { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 10:40 })

Or…”Oh Damn, is that Roger Goodell walking this way? And is that my attorney with him? Im the hell outta here!”

15 Boisebroncoguy { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 10:45 })

There you go Eddie, that is how you intimidate the ball!

16 E. Halsey Miles { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 10:48 })

“Oh crap! I almost forgot I’m playing football here!”

17 Trent { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 13:28 })

Damn Jay…Why did you have to spit on your hands? That’s the biggest loogie i’ve seen.

18 mikebirty { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 14:21 })

“Brace!!!! It’s exactly 0.003 seconds until Hamza arrives.”

19 BRONCONINJA { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 14:37 })

I NEVER THOUGHT I’D SEE THIS MANY BRONCO POSERS IN THIS CHAT ROOM!!!

20 Trent { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 14:57 })

Why don’t you take a look at yourself BRONCONINJA. Way to kill the buzz

21 the decider { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 15:22 })

This football flask has quite a kick to it. Good thing I just had one sip, now I can drive home.

22 Matt { 07.30.08 at Wed Jul 30 15:43 })

‘I can’t seem to let go of this football—it just sticks to my hands!!’

23 CourtneyBrown98 { 08.18.08 at Mon Aug 18 18:56 })

OHH SH*T IS THAT GODDELL COMING?????????????????????????

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