Earlier this morning Lindsay Jones with the Denver tweeted a request for a link to the video of Marcus Thomas’ false start victory dance.  After locating the video I promised animated GIF goodness.  For your forum posting enjoyment, I present to you… the Marcus Thomas dance.  The guy definitely has the Maori war spirit in him.

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. Last winner after the jump.

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. Last time’s winner after the jump.

Even by Chokeland standards, this blunder was particularly suffocating. After two seasons completely devoid of any type of production (but not without plenty of dollar signs), the Oakland Raiders waived wide receiver Javon Walker Monday, ESPN’s Adam Schefter reports. Walker signed a six-year, $55 million deal in 2008 with $27 million to be paid in [...]

The Oakland Raiders aren’t enjoying any type of substantial return on the $60 million investment that is JaMarcus Russell. Following an injury to QB Bruce Gradkowski, who had already usurped 2007′s top overall draft pick as the Raiders starting quarterback in November, head coach Tom Cable told reporters today that Charlie Frye will start against [...]

I’m starting to get a little worried for Oakland Raiders defensive lineman Richard Seymour. “You can mark it down,” Seymour told a Cincinnati sports radio talk show Wednesday. “The Raiders will be in the playoffs.” The Raiders — in the playoffs?  Upon hearing this proclamation, even Al Davis reportedly rolled his eyes. But hold your [...]

In an improbable display of competence and a basic execution of football fundamentals, the Oakland Raiders stunned the football world Sunday when running back Michael Bush miraculously rushed for three yards against the Giants and succeeded in converting a first down. Raiders Achieve First Down [The Onion]

Oakland Raiders head coach Tom Cable‘s days in Oakland might be numbered. Napa police finished their investigation of Cable’s alleged offseason assault of Raiders assistant Randy Hanson and forwarded the case to the District Attorney’s office. NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell indicated earlier that Cable wouldn’t receive special treatment. “This is not getting pushed under the [...]

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. Winner gets a Denver Broncos keychain! Last week’s winner after the jump.

Dallas, Denver and Buffalo all started the season 3-0 last year, and none of those teams made the playoffs.  [NFL FanHouse] Front page of Yahoo! Sports: are Broncos for real?  [Yahoo! Sports] [via] Mike Florio wonders aloud the same thing.  [ProFootballTalk] Tom Cable‘s case gets going… y’know, that “textbook case of felony assault.”  No, not [...]