Posted Wed Aug 22nd by Jon Heath
If quarterbacks were judged by MVP awards and commercial appearances, Denver’s Peyton Manning would undisputedly be the greatest of all time.
From wiping the windshield, to giving wet willies, to getting a massage, to ‘cut that meat‘, to ‘orange barrel, reroute!’, to telling on Eli for locking him in a closet, Peyton has pretty much done it all.
Below are outtakes from Peyton, Eli and Deion’s latest DIRECTV ad, which has seemingly aired during every preseason game this August.
When it’s all said and done and Peyton hangs up his cleats—if he doesn’t go into acting—he would make a great cop. On a different note, the thought of Eli getting a bikini wax is humorous, in part because of his stunning physique.
What’s your favorite Manning commercial, statement or quote? This counts.