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Published on 04/17/2012 at Tue Apr 17 07:00.
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  • http://Facebook.com/BroncosZone Jon

    PM: “Jacob, where’s the bathroom?”

    JT: “Don’t look at me, I just got here.”

  • http://Facebook.com/BroncosZone Jon

    PM: “Jacob, where’s the bathroom?”

    JT: “Don’t look at me, I just got here.”

  • http://Facebook.com/BroncosZone Jon

    “Busy later tonight?”

  • http://Facebook.com/BroncosZone Jon

    “Busy later tonight?”

  • http://Facebook.com/BroncosZone Jon

    Peyton Manning:  “You know, I’m getting faster.  This morning I did three miles an hour.”

  • Ironbronc

    Next year I expect tan legs after offseason. Every part of my offense is to look good – got it?

  • Kjohnbenn

    You’re Peyton who?

  • ironbronc

    Excuse me, but that is my machine……Is there a problem?

  • Josh

    I just really think we should wear name tags!

  • ironbronc

    JT: How bout that Andrew Luck?

    PM: What did you say to me?

  • ironbronc

    Do you know what the fans will do if we don’t pull this off?

  • Gradishar53

    “I could here that you said something in my right ear, but I can’t look at you.  My neck doesn’t bend that way…”

  • Gradishar53

    “hear”  that is…

  • areferee

    So, what do you think the chances are that we can get the “Indy 500″ to move to Denver?

  • ironbronc

    I just spoke with coach Fox….He says we are sticking with the run- option this year.

  • Anonymous

    Elway had Shannon Sharpe and I get this! Worthless!

  • Vincemarine

    PM: You know the Kyle Orton neck beard is out of style here, right?

  • Vincemarine

    PM: You know the Kyle Orton neck beard is out of style here, right?

  • Vincemarine

    PM: You know the Kyle Orton neck beard is out of style here, right?

  • Vincemarine

    PM: You know the Kyle Orton neck beard is out of style here, right?

  • ironbronc

    “I am asking all the receivers and tight ends to shave their legs this year, for less wind resistance.”

  • Jamuckley

    Have you found the bathroom?!

  • ironbronc

    “Do these shorts make my butt look big?”

  • Anonymous

    PM: “Now that they’ve signed Stokley do you think we can get ‘em to bring back Marvin Harrison too?”

  • http://twitter.com/TimLynch1978 Tim Lynch

    PM: Did you just fart?

    JT: Yes.

  • Anonymous

    So Jamarcus Russell, Ryan Leaf, and Andrew Luck walk into a bar…

  • Mergrath

    JT: Hay P Dog, have you seen any Lucas Oil advertisements?

    PM: Oh heck ol’ golly…I do sure miss those.

  • Anonymous

    Now…I’ll kill a snitch.

  • Mtn. Dave

    PM: Really!  It just vibrates?  I thought we could ride them out to practice!  

  • Hansen

    “I can’t believe they workout to John Denver!”

  • Vball_one

    It’s not supposed to work for you – It is supposed to work you.

  • Doug England

    This cap… I found it under the cot in the equipment room I’ve been sleeping on.

  • Ironbronc

    PM: Dude..really? I put my neck out there to get you here and you look like you just rolled out of a hospital bed.

  • Speer

    PM: “and I duck”

  • Speer

    PM: “I’m throwing a party in my new mansion, wanna come?”
    JT: “I knew I could count on you PM, no one ever wants to play with me.”
    PM: “Nah, I’m just messin’ with ya”

  • Ironbronc

    PM: When we yell “switch” you have to go to the next machine Jacob.
    JT: Someone put superglue on the handles Peyton.

  • Vball_one

    It doesn’t start till you puss this button right here.