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Published on 04/17/2012 at Tue Apr 17 07:00.Tagged: BroncoTalk,Create-A-Caption,Denver Broncos,John Elway,Peyton Manning.
Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.
(AP Photo/Denver Broncos, Eric Bakke)
Previous winner after the jump.
"I know he is no Tim Tebow, but...."
Last weeks winner: brcarlso
PM: “Jacob, where’s the bathroom?”
JT: “Don’t look at me, I just got here.”
“Busy later tonight?”
Peyton Manning: “You know, I’m getting faster. This morning I did three miles an hour.”
Next year I expect tan legs after offseason. Every part of my offense is to look good – got it?
You’re Peyton who?
Excuse me, but that is my machine……Is there a problem?
I just really think we should wear name tags!
JT: How bout that Andrew Luck?
PM: What did you say to me?
Do you know what the fans will do if we don’t pull this off?
“I could here that you said something in my right ear, but I can’t look at you. My neck doesn’t bend that way…”
“hear” that is…
So, what do you think the chances are that we can get the “Indy 500” to move to Denver?
I just spoke with coach Fox….He says we are sticking with the run- option this year.
Elway had Shannon Sharpe and I get this! Worthless!
PM: You know the Kyle Orton neck beard is out of style here, right?
“I am asking all the receivers and tight ends to shave their legs this year, for less wind resistance.”
Have you found the bathroom?!
“Do these shorts make my butt look big?”
PM: “Now that they’ve signed Stokley do you think we can get ’em to bring back Marvin Harrison too?”
PM: Did you just fart?
So Jamarcus Russell, Ryan Leaf, and Andrew Luck walk into a bar…
JT: Hay P Dog, have you seen any Lucas Oil advertisements?
PM: Oh heck ol’ golly…I do sure miss those.
Now…I’ll kill a snitch.
PM: Really! It just vibrates? I thought we could ride them out to practice!
“I can’t believe they workout to John Denver!”
It’s not supposed to work for you – It is supposed to work you.
This cap… I found it under the cot in the equipment room I’ve been sleeping on.
PM: Dude..really? I put my neck out there to get you here and you look like you just rolled out of a hospital bed.
PM: “and I duck”
PM: “I’m throwing a party in my new mansion, wanna come?”
JT: “I knew I could count on you PM, no one ever wants to play with me.”
PM: “Nah, I’m just messin’ with ya”
PM: When we yell “switch” you have to go to the next machine Jacob.
JT: Someone put superglue on the handles Peyton.
It doesn’t start till you puss this button right here.