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Published on 04/10/2012 at Tue Apr 10 13:00.
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Previous winner after the jump. 

"Don't shake so hard... my neck hurts!"

 Winner:  areferee

While funny, hopefully you’re not onto something, Ref.

  • Jon

    John Elway blows as if imaging he is smoking a cigar whilst Peyton Manning watches awkwardly. 

  • Anonymous

    Q: What’s older than John Elway and Peyton Manning combine?
    A: This story.

  • Monty

    “I am announcing my un-retirement from the NFL. Mr. Peyton Manning will take over as Broncos VP of Football Operations.”

  • Monty

    “No, Philip Rivers, this is not just a bad dream….”

  • brcarlso

    I know he is no Tim Tebow, but….

  • TKZimmer

    Whoo Hoo! I told you “What Elway wants, Elway gets.”

  • Meg cabell

    John E. Says all season long Whhhhhhhheeeeeeebaby.

  • areferee

    John Elway sings new Anthem:

    “Oh…oh say can you see… what I’ve done for you here…
    Who so proudly we nailed… this is why I am beaming…”

  • cheryl orey

    I am proud to introduce the new guy, Peyton elway manning

  • Orange Crush

    Was gonna give him $16M/yr.  But when he insisted we unretire #7, I offered $18M/yr to stay with 18!

  • orangecrush831

    Two of the greatest QB’s to play the game don’t need an introduction

  • orangecrush831

    Manning thinking to himself: “I’m hungry! Everyone already knows who I am so let’s skip this and win a lombardi”

  • 3yardbomb

    “This being my third marriage, I mean it this time…Peyton, I DO!”

  • Matt Dierking

    You should have seen the size of that check that Mr. Bowlen just wrote! $90,000,000…OOOOH.

  • Anonymous

    After having my lips stuck in this position for the past 36 hrs, I’m happy to clean up, and announce your new QB!  Peyton Manning!!!

  • Geoffhull03

    So I puckered my lips like this, put them on Peyton’s butt for two weeks and we got him.

  • 5280

    “Oh Sh**! i just wet myself.”

  • Doug England

    Notice the color of the Gatorade… get it?

  • Anonymous

    “So I’m like, ‘what do I need to do to make you a Bronco?’ and I am proud to introduce Peyton Manning…Denver Bronco.”

  • ZDragon

    “OOOO Say can you seeeee!!!”

  • Anonymous

    Can it pretty boy, I have film to study, receivers  to re-train, and a new hand groove to wear into a centers’ rump.

  • OldBroncoFan

    First I would like to give thanks to my Lord and Savior,Jesus Christ….

  • Anonymous

    “And finally, number one on my list of ‘Things that are better than Tim Tebow’, I’d like to introduce to you…”