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Published on 04/10/2012 at Tue Apr 10 13:00.Tagged: BroncoTalk,Create-A-Caption,Denver Broncos,John Elway,Peyton Manning,Tim Tebow.
Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.
(AP Photo/Ed Andrieski)
Previous winner after the jump.
"Don't shake so hard... my neck hurts!"
While funny, hopefully you’re not onto something, Ref.
John Elway blows as if imaging he is smoking a cigar whilst Peyton Manning watches awkwardly.
Q: What’s older than John Elway and Peyton Manning combine?
A: This story.
“I am announcing my un-retirement from the NFL. Mr. Peyton Manning will take over as Broncos VP of Football Operations.”
“No, Philip Rivers, this is not just a bad dream….”
I know he is no Tim Tebow, but….
Whoo Hoo! I told you “What Elway wants, Elway gets.”
John E. Says all season long Whhhhhhhheeeeeeebaby.
John Elway sings new Anthem:
“Oh…oh say can you see… what I’ve done for you here…
Who so proudly we nailed… this is why I am beaming…”
I am proud to introduce the new guy, Peyton elway manning
Was gonna give him $16M/yr. But when he insisted we unretire #7, I offered $18M/yr to stay with 18!
Two of the greatest QB’s to play the game don’t need an introduction
Manning thinking to himself: “I’m hungry! Everyone already knows who I am so let’s skip this and win a lombardi”
“This being my third marriage, I mean it this time…Peyton, I DO!”
You should have seen the size of that check that Mr. Bowlen just wrote! $90,000,000…OOOOH.
After having my lips stuck in this position for the past 36 hrs, I’m happy to clean up, and announce your new QB! Peyton Manning!!!
So I puckered my lips like this, put them on Peyton’s butt for two weeks and we got him.
“Oh Sh**! i just wet myself.”
Notice the color of the Gatorade… get it?
“So I’m like, ‘what do I need to do to make you a Bronco?’ and I am proud to introduce Peyton Manning…Denver Bronco.”
“OOOO Say can you seeeee!!!”
Can it pretty boy, I have film to study, receivers to re-train, and a new hand groove to wear into a centers’ rump.
First I would like to give thanks to my Lord and Savior,Jesus Christ….
“And finally, number one on my list of ‘Things that are better than Tim Tebow’, I’d like to introduce to you…”