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Published on 04/01/2012 at Sun Apr 01 20:30.
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AP Photo/Paul Sakuma

In a surprise move, the Denver Broncos have acquired the rights to deceased former Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis.

Per the agreement, as dictated and announced by the NFL and the U.S. Copyright Office, any photographs of Al Davis now belong to the Denver Broncos Football Club. The name “Al Davis” is now a trademark of the Denver Broncos, and the slogan “Just win, baby,” famously coined by the iconic AFL commissioner, cannot be used by any Oakland Raiders employee, fan, or website without written consent from the Denver Broncos.

The Denver Broncos indicated they are prepared to pursue legal action against all transgressors of their new trademarks and copyrights.

“It’s all part and parcel of the Broncos’ overarching mission,” hated enemy of Raider Nation and Denver Broncos Executive Vice President of Football Operations John Elway said in a statement. “That mission being, of course, to dismantle the Oakland Raiders at every turn, at competitive, philosophical, psychological, and architectural levels.”

Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis (AP Photo)

Images such as this will be modified to show the Broncos' ownership of Al Davis. Possible modifications include superimposed Broncos-Raiders scoreboards hovering over Al Davis' head, or thought bubbles portraying Mike Shanahan and John Elway embracing after their Super Bowl victories. (AP Photo)

Elway continued, “We have dominated the Oakland Raiders on the football field, and I wed a former Raiders cheerleader, so this move was the next logical step.”

The first exercise of the Broncos’ newfound copyright was to re-carve the bronze bust of Davis in the Pro Football Hall of Fame, turning it into a 3D model of the team’s current logo.

“It’s a lot prettier now,” Elway said.

The Oakland Raiders had no official comment, but The Oakland Tribune was able to reach Al’s son and current Raiders operating owner Mark Davis for comment. The Raiders’ heir was only reported to have muttered an “Aw, shucks” upon hearing the news, though. (Name withheld due to U.S. copyright laws).

Indeed, the Denver Broncos can now literally claim they own Al Davis.

(Update: April Fools!)

  • Raiderfan1230

    DENVER BRONCOS 2012-2013 CHAMPS!!!!!!
    Just have to lay down flat and admit it the bay is DEAD

  • Raiderfan1230

    DENVER BRONCOS 2012-2013 CHAMPS!!!!!!
    Just have to lay down flat and admit it the bay is DEAD

  • Anonymous

    Geez Monty,
    I didn’t know you could be so funny and so ruthless at the same time! Funny stuff!

  • Tcndshirk

    April Fools!

  • sped

    April fools

  • BroncosFag66

    You’re a fucking asshole.

  • Christopherblaylock54

    Broncosfag? Wow!

  • Hajjajak

    F*ck the Denver DONKEYS! ONE Nation! RAIDER NATION! Just Win Baby! R.i.p Mr.Davis

  • Darin17

    You Donkey fans are as fried as they come

  • Moore Feen

    Raider fans are “fools” and you don’t have to look to april do find them or say that.  That they continue to support a franchise that left them and only came back cause the city of los angeles was not willing to sell out tells you just how dense the silver and black fan is.

  • big ROC

    ….and exactly how many Super Bowls have the Broncos won?  

    Denver is going 6-10 this year after Manning goes down.  

    Oh and by the way dope fiend you might want to proof read your comments.  Read your comment out loud and ask yourself if it makes sense.

  • chris

    The picture of Al Davis 6months b4 he passed away is bad, but not as ugly as  Elway’s Teeth, Good GoD!:(

  • Bart Gross4

    Al Davis will never be uglier than old horseteeth Elway!!!!!

  • Bart Gross4

    Al Davis will never be uglier than old horseteeth Elway!!!!!

  • KoolKell

    Pathetic horse f*cking losers. Can’t wait to see your new QB in a wheelchair. 

  • Anonymous

    Hey Monty, after you take Elways cock out of your mouth maybe you can write an article that has some intelligence and valid points of views and not just drivel that I would not even use to wipe my your moms ass with after the Donkeys get done gangbanging her ass and finishing up in your mouth.

  • EMRaiders

    HEEE HAW! HEEEE HAW! HEEEE HAW!  says the donkey.  

  • Fingersrdrs

    Donkey Fans… The dumbest in all sports… Biggest bandwagoners ..
    Orange and Blue ?… Like some hippy blew chunks on that nag you call a bronco( mule)…

  • Fjtbone

    One thing about a donkey – it never moves when you want it to (and goes when it’s supposed to stay) — okay, so that’s two things.  Like Elway, Shanahan, and the cast of orange-clad idiots, it’s what I’ve come to expect — no class and no dignity.  Way to stomp on an old man’s grave, you tasteless buffoons!  

  • forever1

    I have long hated everything about the raiders, however using that pic is a low blow.
    We have plenty of ammo to use when ridiculing everything about them without being immature and classless.

  • Plunketthead

    You have some nerve posting Als deathbed pic. That freak show looking tag team of elway and peyton would send shudders up frankensteins spine.

  • Monty

    It wasn’t his deathbed pic HE WAS IN A PRESS CONFERENCE. If he’s not well enough and suitable for photos, stay the hell home!