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Published on 12/09/2011 at Fri Dec 09 09:19.
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Injured Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler talks with Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Kyle Orton (8) after the Chiefs' 10-3 win in an NFL football game in Chicago, Sunday, Dec. 4, 2011. (AP Photo/Nam Y. Huh)

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"Quarterback Philip Rivers #17 of the San Diego Chargers practices his kegal exercises prior to entering the game against the Miami Dolphins during their NFL Game on October 2." Â (Donald Miralle/Getty Images)

Josh Temple.

  • http://Facebook.com/BroncosZone Jon

    “Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Kyle Orton giggles as Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler tells a Tebow’s mama joke.”

  • Jaolson

    Cutler: hey man I thought u were in Denver
    Orton:your not the only one who had a plan to get the Hell out

  • OrangeTexan

    “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours!”

  • http://twitter.com/Sinfix Anthony

    Cutler – “so i see you shaved the neck beard”
    Orton – “thats right! i’ve got Bieber fever now baby”
    Cutler – “sweet! we should gets tickets for January”

  • Amysdavis

    Orton:”I’m pissed to miss the chance to ‘accidentally’ tackle Fix and Elway on the sidelines.”

  • Ponytracks

    Hey, Kyle–you’re as good at getting injured as I am. Enjoy your time off.

  • dcpulsipher

    Cutler, “Any advice on beating Tebow & the Broncos next week?”

    Orton, “If I knew the answer to that I’d still have a job”

  • Anonymous

    Cuter: OoooohhhhhooOOOOHhhhhhoOOOOOhhhh

    Orton: *Thinking to himself* Man I can’t believe I am so entertained by baby noises!

  • Wildcardd

    Orton: So….uh…you F*%ked the Broncos too huh?
    Cutler: Yeah, difference is I dumped HER.  Tee hee.

  • Guest

    Sarcastically “Wanna pull my finger?”

  • Guest

    Between us, we can give 2 thumbs up.. all the time..

  • Guest

    Ready …1…..2…..3……Ow my Thumb!!!!

  • areferee

    WOW!  We don’t look this stupid on our playing cards!

  • http://thingsatrexdoes.tumblr.com Mike Birtwistle

    The first meeting of the ‘I would break a bone rather than face Von Miller’ club is called to order

  • areferee

    Mile High Algebra: 5280 – 6 + 15 – 8 = XLVI

  • Anonymous

    Two of the BIGGEST disapointments in Bronco history: The BIGGEST disapointments since last years NFC championship game have an intiment moment and share their failures!

  • Anonymous

    Ugly versus Ugly: better luck next time.

  • BroncosFirst

    Wanna go for a drink after the game?

  • Fractalor

    ” dude, we’re getting paid right now!”…” haha dude, I know hahaha”!

  • Anonymous

    Orton: So… do you think it works if you just say He’s your personal lord and savior? That can’t be all there is to it, right?
    Cutler: No way.  Trust me, with my offensive line, I’ve tried everything.  I think that dude is Chosen or something.

  • Anonymous

    Cutler: Too bad we’re not in Denver anymore.  I heard you could heal these injuries right up just by rubbing them on Tebow’s practice jersey. 

  • Broncofanslna

    Cutler (Bevis), “Now VonDoom can’t sack either of us! Uh haha.
    Orton (Butthead) “You said sack!” HeHe

  • MN Broncos

    Cutler “Hey Neckbeard, where’s Matt Cassell, lets all 3 take a picture with my phone and send it to Josh…Mic…Mic…what’s his name?”

  • http://manchester-architects.com T-Money

    mid sentence “– wait, what?!… who the hell is Tim Tebow?”

  • http://Facebook.com/BroncosZone Jon

    Bahaha that’s perfect for Cutler’s face!

  • IGotYourNumber

    See, I warned you McD was a frickin’ idiot.

  • Dmcpro56

    Sweet injury bro… Same to you bro. Oh yeah F Tebow.

  • Braden

    Orton: I have no respect for first round Qbs who come in and steal a veterens spot.  and they say that B&$tard has a soul.
    Cutler:  Oh.. ya that is messed up isnt it…

  • Tom9798

    Orton:  You really done?
     
    Cutler:  Oh yeah.  Way Packer’s are playing . . . just as well.
     
    Cutler:  gonna be there in Mile Hi?
     
    Orton:  not if I can help it. 
     
    Orton:  they think they can win every game now!
     
    Cutler:  If you don’t play, yell nasty comments at TT.  That’s what I’m gonna do.
                 It worked when Phillip Rivers did it to me.
     
    Orton:  This guy doesn’t care who says what when.  He just wins.

  • Noskills07

    Cutler get’s a good laugh when Orton explained his thoughts about the time spent in Denver and Kyle Orton was quoted these exact words ” I had them thinking I could start in the NFL that long hahaha”

  • Noskills07

    here’s one more – Cutler “so you left the mile high huh”? Orton “yah, I did it a little different then you though jay, I just played to my potential” Smiles ALL around

  • http://broncotalk.net Monty

    “Dude, they’re taking our picture. You think this is gonna get on BT’s create-a-caption?”

    “Totally.”

  • http://broncotalk.net Monty

    Ha!

  • http://broncotalk.net Monty

    Lol, short and simple but effective.

  • http://broncotalk.net Monty

    Bravo.

  • http://broncotalk.net Monty

    +1 for the girly tee hee.

  • http://broncotalk.net Monty

    Orton: “So I hear Brian misses me.” (Urlacher)

    Cutler: “F$%& you.”

  • http://Facebook.com/BroncosZone Jon

    Nice.

  • http://Facebook.com/BroncosZone Jon

    Nice.

  • http://thingsatrexdoes.tumblr.com Mike Birtwistle

    Cutler: “Forget Tebowing – I’m Orton-ing!  I’m growing a neck beard and failing to deliver a superbowl to Chicago”

  • Orangecrush831

    Cuter: “whats so funny?”
    Orton: “since when do babies grow facial hair?”

  • 5280

    Orton:”Bro, did you seriously wear those earphones the whole game?”

    Cutler:”WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU. LET ME TAKE MY HEADPHONES OUT.”

  • http://financialmoneytips.com Kody

    Orton: “OMG, Do you believe in love at first site??”

    Cutler: “Do I ever!!”

    Orton: “Wanna elope?”

    Cutler: “DO I  EVER!!!!”

  • jake in omaha

    cutler: could you get me tebow’s autograph?
    orton: i hate you

  • S W

    Either one- This must be the only job where you can suck & still get paid!

    Other one- Not the only one…BTW how’s your mom?

  • Anonymous

    “So here is my big idea, the both of us go in on a car dealership in Denver.  People still love us there right?”

  • Anonymous

    I missed create a caption.  It would be cool if it were a weekly thing here

  • Bobt1234

    Hey make me a copy of that playbook-

  • Mrussell0101

    Jay Cutler (left) of the Chicago Bears jokes with recently acquired Kyle Orton (right) of the Kansas City Chiefs about excuses to make minor injuries look like major injuries.

  • Anonymous

    Don’t know why but this is my fave.