Denver Broncos Power Rankings: Week 14

Can you say Top 10 across the board?! Believe it Broncos fans… except from the computers. They still have the Broncos ranked low, sometimes really low.

ESPN: 10th (16)
They’re converting believers game by game and getting help from the rest of the fading AFC West.

FOX: 8th (15)
After six weeks of criticizing him, I have done a complete 180 and am now fully aboard the Tim Tebow bandwagon. This young man has what it takes to be successful in the NFL.

CBS: 10th (15)
They are a legitimate threat in the AFC West. The schedule gets tougher, but it’s hard to go against the Tebow magic.

National Football Post: 8th (14)
It doesn’t matter if you buy into Tebow as a starting QB, because the Broncos are 6-1 when he is under center.

Walter Football: 7th (13)

Great defense, great running game, clutch quarterback. Despite what certain ESPN clowns think, this is a very dangerous team.

Speaking of ESPN clowns, I sat down with Cris Carter for an interview to find out why he hates Tim Tebow’s guts:

Me: Hey Cris, thanks for taking the time to talk to me.

Cris Carter: Heya big guy!

Me: Big? I’m not THAT big. So, Cris, I need to understand why you hate Tim Tebow.

Cris Carter: Tim Tebow’s can’t throw the football. Tim Tebow’s no Cal Orton.

Me: Cal Orton? But didn’t you watch Tebow against the Vikings? What about his 300-yard passing performance last year?

Cris Carter: Cal Orton’s a better quarterback than Tim Tebow because Cal Orton can throw the football, and Tim Tebow can’t throw the football.

Me: You just said that. Why are you ignoring the Viking game?

Cris Carter: Because the Broncos can’t go to the playoffs with Tim Tebow. If they had Cal Orton, it’d be a different story because Cal Orton can throw the football. Tim Tebow can’t throw the football.

Me: Ugh. I feel like I’m talking to a broken record.

Cris Carter: I once broke my neighbor’s record player, hee hee hee honk honk!

Me: What?

Cris Carter: Say, do you have some cheeeese?

Me: Cheese? Yeah, I think I have a few slices in my fridge. Hey, wait… no, don’t do that! No, you’re breaking the fridge!

*** Cris Carter breaks my fridge ***

Cris Carter: Did IIIIIIIII doooooo thaaaaaat?

Me: CARRRTTEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

*** Fake studio audience laughter ***

The Computers

USA Today Covers: 12th (15)
Power Ratings compute offensive and defensive statistics into one number for each team, while accounting for factors like recent performances and strength of schedule.

WhatIfSports: 25th (25)
WhatIfSports.com utilizes its football simulation to rank all 32 NFL teams. To come up with the rankings, each team plays every other team 10,000 times

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