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Published on 02/10/2011 at Thu Feb 10 06:07.
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Auburn defender Nick Fairley (90) pressures Arkansas quarterback Ryan Mallett (15) in the first half of an NCAA college football game in Auburn, Ala., Saturday, Oct. 16, 2010. (AP Photo/Dave Martin)

If you’re new to BroncoTalk, this is a weekly segment where we let you, the commenter, flex your comedy muscles by captioning the photo above. Previous winners are announced after the jump. No, there is no prize. Yes, we accept bribes. Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

Winner: Gary_in_SD – “The moment right after Pat announces to the media, ‘Folks, these here are the gentlemen that will guide us to the Superbowl next season.’ “

Runner up: Paradisimo – “Two Johns and a little Pat usually ends up with an arrest.

Second runner up: mikebirtyFox: “Now where do I get fitted for my hoodie?”

  • areferee

    TONIGHT ON FOX: “Dancing with the SEC Stars”

  • Wildcardd

    “C'mon bro…let's do this sack together!”

  • TheTroglodyte

    A sexually confused and obsessed Fairley pleads with Mallett not to leave him.

  • Joshua Manning

    Ryan Mattet: “Leave me alone Nick Fairly, I don't want to be sacked like Brady Quinn's NFL career'”

  • Joshua Manning

    Ryan Mallett: “Leave me alone Nick Fairly, I don't want to be sacked like Brady Quinn's NFL career'”

  • Bumby401

    In a last second attempt to avoid the Sack, Mallett looks to check down to his 15 foot tall recieving TE 5 yards away..

  • mikebirty

    Quick Nick, bite my arm off – I've got a private workout with the Raiders tomorrow. Not even Al Davies would draft a one armed man

  • Dave Simon

    Mallet hammered.

  • Kingpins10

    With his laser-rocket arm, Mallett throws the football to the moon before being sacked.

  • 5280

    “lets hold hands”

  • Kawike

    “Scratch just a little lower… little lower… ahhh, that's the spot.”