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Published on 06/19/2010 at Sat Jun 19 05:58.



That’s right everybody… Create-a-Caption is back! Every week this summer I’ll have a fresh picture up for your witty and misanthropic remarks. So of course we need to start off with a person who is well deserving of this cynicism.

Albert Haynesworth (Getty Images)

Albert Haynesworth (Getty Images)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

  • http://www.broncotalk.net Josh Temple

    I haz a bucket! Noooo! They stealin mah bucket. I want a trade!

  • Romeladas

    me look better in Chargers uniform…

  • hope

    I thought this was a Denver Bronco web site.

  • dogheadbrew

    MINE!!

  • CompUser

    Gimme my money! I needs me a new pair of shoes! I ain't playin' in these things!

  • austin from Boise

    I am Albert and I got my Hanes In a Haynesworth, This will be my third Skid mark, i need a change!

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/MSBCDBIR2OXTYRME65QIUEJY6A Robert

    Damn, that 21 million I got this year sure bought alot of donuts. My jersey doesnt even fit!

  • Blessedresistor

    “Hey, Hey, Hey its…”

  • Davis7907

    “I got six kids! You know how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?!?

  • Badavis

    I'm wearing a Titans Jersey? This must be some kinda….Hot Tub Time Machine.

  • Daniel R Bogart

    Thank God that Xanders would never touch that clown…It could be worse, what if Albert the clown played in the NBA with guaranteed contracts?! That retard Michael Wilbon wants to bring guaranteed contacts to the NFL and ruin our awesome sport. Wilbon, the NBA style guaranteed contracts are way over inflated and would give clowns like Albert way too much power to ruin teams for their loyal fans. This joker can't even be trusted with a signing bonus. Do not ruin our sport with guaranteed contracts…The fans will revolt…Not by not buying tickets but by petitioning Congress for a Fans Bill of Rights! The owners ruined baseball and the players are ruining the NBA…Leave our NFL alone…Except to fix rookie contracts…That change is needed.

  • Jim Clements

    Yes I've been sticking to the diet!

  • mikebirty

    damn, i've been standing here for ten minutes and no one has offered me $100 million to just sit on my fat ass and do nothing.

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    (scanning the field) so who can I screw out of tens of millions of dollars?

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    See?! I'm in shape! I can get my foot all the way up on this cooler

  • http://manchester-architects.com T-Money

    Maybe no one will realize that I paid 10 million dollars for these shoes.

  • Colorado_cool

    Man, i wish i could stomp my foot on top of something else…

  • TheTroglodyte

    Man, I'm about to stomp in this cooler like I stomped in Andre Gurode's head!

  • TheTroglodyte

    Does this jersey make me look fat?

  • TheTroglodyte

    Damn! I can't believe I showed up to work with the wrong teams jersey on AGAIN!

  • Zac

    “Got a little captain in you?” – Captain Albert, original spiced rum

  • Mlhighsalute

    That cold air feels GOOD!!!

  • Roshon2411

    I'm taking my ball and $115 million and going home!

  • BigBronc

    Stomp on a guys head one time…….when the f!($ are they going to let me wear cleats again.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/CDMRW77XKZM2UJFKB4EAYG5JYA Colton

    This is sweet! Shanahan really does run a country club!

  • Tom9798

    and the most amazing thing to me is . . . I get paid for doing this . . .

  • Rkestewart

    I told you it was a bd idea to spike the GatorAid with Captain Morgan's

  • WhidbeyBronco

    GaterAid's better!

    Check this out folks – How much could you make with a free ten cents to bet sports with?

  • WhidbeyBronco
  • Doom92

    Shore feels good to be back in Tennessee, I gotz the money you wouldn't give me… So now I'm back wit you Fish Daddy!

  • the dude 6996

    hey hey hey its fat albert teaching our youth that if you arent happy with millions of dollars for doing nuttin…ask for a trade!!!! heh heh heh

  • denverfanindallas

    does this count as a lunge? it's another $20 for a squat…

  • denverfanindallas

    think shanahan will make me a running back?

  • denverfanindallas

    dude, can you smell that?

  • denverfanindallas

    i aint playing for that orange face!

  • Estes2sd

    Albert – ” Three cups with one hand, thats talent! How much is he getting paid?”

  • dogheadbrew

    Hmmm, this orange drink round box represent owners, GMs, and fan base. This gut represent swollen gross over payment. This jersey represent mere technicality. And this foot represent my foot! Albert SMASH!

  • mikebirty

    Page one in the new book “Players we admire” by Brandon Marshall and Jay Cutler.

  • Djthump

    Check out mah bucket-sized cleat

  • Mackluremacklure

    They should be glad I showed up.

  • MrEast

    Sorry guys, comments after this one will not be considered into this week's caption. I'll have the post up in a bit anyways.

  • KM

    “Hold my Gatorades a second- I've got to rest. Taking your jersey off is tough work. I should get a raise for working this hard.”

  • KM

    “Hold my Gatorades a second- I've got to rest. Taking your jersey off is tough work. I should get a raise for working this hard.”