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Published on 10/01/2009 at Thu Oct 01 08:00.
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Brandon Stokley and Josh McDaniels prepare to run a drill at practice Wednesday. (Chris Gentilviso/DenverBroncos.com)

Brandon Stokley and Josh McDaniels prepare to run a drill at practice Wednesday. (Chris Gentilviso/DenverBroncos.com)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments. Winner gets a Denver Broncos keychain! Last week’s winner after the jump.

Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell in training camp. (AP Photo/Paul Sakuma)

Commander Bowlen? This is Special Agent Russel. Operation 'Destroy Raiders from within is working'. I thought my cover was blown when the signed Garcia but I've got another season of making the Raiders a laughing stock. (AP Photo/Paul Sakuma)

Winner: mikebirty

RUNNERS-UP

jdb – That’s strange. Why is this jersey red? Coach told me I was supposed to throw to the guys in black. I’m so confused. The NFL is hard…

E. Halsey Miles – I can’t tell if that smell is my sweat or just how much I stink at this game.

milehigh117 – Uh oh, it looks like I may need to go up another bra size…..

skierforlife – Oh well, at least I’m stinking rich!

ggersche – Wait…. I’m not an offensive lineman?

  • JP

    This turd is going to deflect off the back of my calf…I want you to catch it and take it to the house!

  • Estes2SD

    Stokley “Im not going to stiff arm you coach, just give it a rest.”

  • wbross57

    …the defender will tip it, you catch it there, outrun a slow linebacker, take some time off the clock then score the winning touchdown. simple as pie. 12-7 victory.

  • Ernie Krauth

    I'm going to prove to you that you aren't the fastest guy on the team. Be prepared to get lit up!

  • http://twitter.com/YourBroncosZone Broncos Zone

    Watch it Brandon you'll run into me!!

  • http://twitter.com/YourBroncosZone Broncos Zone

    Coach, let me hurdle you! MCD: Wow, wow wait!

  • http://twitter.com/YourBroncosZone Broncos Zone

    MCD think *I have such a man crush on that guy!*
    Stokley “Coach, are you checking me out?”

  • http://twitter.com/YourBroncosZone Broncos Zone

    At the last Broncos practice before the start of the season Coach McDaniels tells Brandon: “Always be ready, you never know when you'll be at the right place at the right time” And Vet Stokley thinks to himself *I've heard that my whole career Coach's arn't players, that stuff never Really happpens*

  • jonkrause

    MCD: “Get down like this, and shake your butt!”
    Stokley: “Coach, that would get a penality”
    MCD”Er-uh I know! Good job Brandon, I was testing you!”

  • TheTroglodyte

    ROTFLMFAO @ Ernie

  • southbroncs

    Oh yeah… uh huh… to the left … two steps … to the right … two steps .. Brandon, the women back in Canton used to love it when I was on the dance floor … to the left …uh huh!!!!

  • dogheadbrew

    With the help of Brandon Stokley, new head coach Josh McDaniels demonstrates his unconventional, and possibly controversial “staff blocking just out of bounds” technique. Opposite: Strength and Conditioning coach Rich Tuten practices his “What are you talking about? I always stand like this during games,” face.

  • gringo_dancer

    Brandon: “Hey coach for this to be a realistic bubble-screen you need to have already taken my legs out about 5 yards behind the line of scrimmage.”

  • http://twitter.com/jdbridgman Jeremy Bridgman

    McD: “Oh my god! Is that … Is that the Immaculate Deflector?! I'm getting outta his way!”

  • mr_me_was_taken_what

    look at those guns

  • mr_me_was_taken_what

    lol @MCD think *I have such a man crush on that guy!*
    Stokley “Coach, are you checking me out?”

  • jonmark93

    Now, come block me!
    Coach I have the ball.
    Than juke slowly like this!
    Coach do we have to walk thru everything just cuz my thigh?
    You know you are our MVP right?

  • Gagoguck

    You wanna take all the credit for a week 1 victory?? Look at me…I'm a man…not much of one, but a man. Now you're about to get choked.

  • NMBronc

    “Knees higher…now point your toes…better….

    It's all about the details Brandon, balls don't just fall out of the air you know.”

  • McgarnagleDB

    McD: Alright Brandon now we've all seen the film and everyone thought your victory dance after the immaculate deflection left a lot of style points on the field. I want you to get physical, be versatile, now bring that football over here and smack coach on the ass!
    Stokely: Ahh gee coach not again…
    McD: Now don't give me any lip. Are you buying into this system or not? Trust me this is how the boys on the East coast keep it real every game.

  • McgarnagleDB

    Stokely you know better than anyone from week 1 that it's important to be prepared for anything, and I do mean anything! In this drill you try to get by me while I act like a Tyransaurus Rex brought forth from the late Cretaceous period and unleashed by the Cowboys just to ruin our winning streak! Rawr!

  • NMBronc

    LMFAO…stuck at home with the Flu…this made my day. Thanks!

  • steeplebomb

    “Come on I said I was sorry. I didn't mean to say your weren't the fastest guy on the team! Come on, can't we talk about this?!”

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Stokley prepares for his weekly game of fetch with the coach.

    “Who's a good coach? YOU ARE! YOU ARE!”

  • Gary in SD

    Coach, this is the last time I'm going to relive “the play” with you. You'll just have to go get some viagra if you need this kind of help again…

  • 3boyz

    Shake…..Shake your Money Maker.
    You know Stoke I was a stripper in college.
    Yeah, they called me McNuggets, Supersized!

  • Kawike

    Myyy Preciousss!

  • linmoo

    Two 33 year old Broncos square off at the line.

  • http://twitter.com/YourBroncosZone Broncos Zone

    oh my gosh @Kawike that is incredible, original, and just amazing/funny! That'd better win! LOL LOL

  • c_style

    Veteran WR Brandon Stokley hazes rookie HC Josh McDaniels by attempting to pee on him during practice.

  • soxbigdog

    Wow, 3-0, this coaching stuff is easy, I need a real challenge, Brandon, you wanna help me practice for dancing with the stars, ready… “you put your right foot in, you put your…” c'mon Stokley dance!

  • adt

    “You come one step closer and I will trade you, no one is safe at this practice”

  • adt

    Oh Oh, I thought you were gonna kick that (ala Brandon Marshall)

  • adt

    It's freeze tag! Hurry Brandon, crawl under my legs!

  • adt

    “dude, I wouldn't come over here if I were you. Casa Bonitas for lunch, wheeeweeee!”

  • adt

    Stop! Hammer Time…

  • adt

    Brandon exclaims “Coach, is that a…”
    “Don't you touch the hoodie, you are not worthy of touching the hoodie” interrupts JMD

  • adt

    “what you got there?
    is that bacon?
    ham?
    sausage?… oh it's a football… keep up the good work. Is it lunch time yet?”

  • adt

    geez Brandon, you scared the crap out of me! I not use to seeing a receiver participating in drills…

  • adt

    coach yells “YOU ARE not”
    brandon answers “MARSHALL”
    coach yells “You CAN'T replace”
    brandon answers “MARSHALL”

  • adt

    come on brandon, brady use to love this game…
    tag, you're it

  • adt

    “Brandon get down” coach whispers,”that Pats coach has spies all over this place.”

  • travisbohlke

    “Hey coach, show me how you was guna run for those mountains again, if we would have went 0-3 instead!”

  • slkdjfod

    Got another good one, just make sure you make your cut here for the pass off of Marshall's helmet.

  • travisbohlke

    “Hey coach, show me how you was guna run for those mountains again, if we would have went 0-3 instead!”

  • slkdjfod

    Got another good one, just make sure you make your cut here for the pass off of Marshall's helmet.