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Published on 12/10/2008 at Wed Dec 10 09:00.
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Hey, it’s been a while since we’ve done one of these!

Tony Mustard, Matt Prater, and Brett Kern watch Prater's field goal attempt (Reuters Photo)
Mustard, Prater, and Kern look to the skies. (Reuters photo)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

Previous Caption Winner – hercules rockefeller:

Tom Cable (AP Photo)
New Raiders coach John Goodman wishes he was back on the set of Roseanne.

Remember to leave your caption for the top photo. Happy captioning! Go Broncos!

  • Kyle

    Mustard, Prater and Kern watch in horror as, up in the stands, Boisebroncoguy brutally kicks Kyle’s ass for taking so long to post the next create-a-caption…

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Woo hoo! That is too funny! What can I say, I am an old fat married guy with little else to do. I am far too lazy to kick anyone’s ass, but, I might make you re-watch every Thanksgiving day game. Now I must try to come up with a good caption.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Britney Spears’ new dancers practice their moves for her new song, “MISS me baby one more time!”

  • East

    “Is that Elam laughing over there?”

  • Arden

    Chad Mustard messes up the choreography…again… and is subsequently released by the BroncoBoys…again.

  • (stuck in) raiderland

    The last remaining Broncos waiting in line to play halfback recoil in horror as their former compatriot, Peyton Hillis, becomes the latest victim of the deadly “Tailback Scourge of ’08.”

  • T-Money

    GET LEFT…GET LEFT. SIT. ah crap.

  • T-Money

    It’s a bird. It’s a plane. Ah no it’s just matt shanking another kick.

  • BronxNY

    Mustard and Kern help prater scan the stadium scoreboards and replays for other teams Prater may be kicking for next year.

    The guys actually went out and told the press he has some kind of complex from 40 to 49. Nice work.

  • TD30isMVP

    Three Broncos anxiously watch the scoreboard to see if their names were drawn to be the next Halfback.

  • patmass

    See my boys don’t dance, they just pull up their pants and…. do the Roc-a-way. And lean back, lean back, lean back….

  • T-Money

    He got all of that one!

  • MIAbronco

    SNIPER! “oh he got me!”

  • NTSBusMan

    Crank Dat Soulja Boy

  • Johnny Leatherhead

    “Hey, is that Al Davis’ ghost hovering over the goalposts?”

  • Jason

    Kern: “I’ve been shot!”
    Musterd to shooter: “It’s good!”


    Kern: “Injury! Injury! I pulled my… uh… epidermis.
    Prater: “That means the hold was good, right Chad?”

  • mikebirty

    Prater: “Is it a bird?”
    Kern: “Is it a plane?”
    Mustard: “Nah its Ryan Clady.”

  • robtink242

    Hey its a cell phone signal bars

  • T-Money

    “It’s going…going… going… going way to the left. Damnit”

  • T-Money

    Do I get extra points if I can kick it out of the stadium?

  • T-Money

    Dude the Ref distracted me. It’s his fault.

  • Kawike

    Prater: “Ouch! I think I pulled more than the kick on that one.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Broncos players can barely stand up when thet see how many entries T-Money has for create-a-caption.

  • T-Money

    Sorry man

  • Boisebroncoguy

    (just messing with ya, who cares how many you post!)

  • T-Money

    Well in that case…. “Hey dad go deep…. No a little more to the left. That yellow pole is in the way”

  • Alex

    Hey guys, I am getting closer and closer every time! At this rate, I should make one by next season!

  • Boisebroncoguy

    just a couple more…….:)

  • Alex

    “God…please help Prater kick a field goal.”

  • Brian Pryce

    Did Herm Edwards head just explode?

  • Garrett Barnes

    Mustard: You guys better watch out. Shanny’s coming. He might waive you. That happens sometimes, to good people. Like me.
    [Kern and Prater cower in fear]

  • Jon Krause

    Prater: ‘Woow, watch it, it almost got me.’
    Jern: “Look, it’s going up!’
    Chad: ‘Hey it’s going away, wait is that…? It is, IT IS!’

  • Linmoo

    Oh no!! It’s Cutlerzilla!!! Run!!!!

  • KMA

    Where’s the San Diego score???

  • jchase8410

    Prater-should I tell Fore?
    Kern-nah, there’s no way that’s gonna hit him
    Mustard-OOOOH, RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! He picked the wrong seat!

  • jibbons

    “I’m shrinking!?!”

  • Andpark

    Whoa, hold on, is that the Playoffs?

  • Gary

    Yeah I know, but look at how far I kicked it!

  • RHansen

    The young men stare in utter disbelief as they catch a fleeting glimpse of……..The Playoffs!

  • mikebirty

    ‘what’s that i can see disappearing over the horizon?’
    ‘that’s our season’
    ‘Do you think we can stop it disappearing?’
    ‘well we couldn’t stop thigpen….’

  • Royal19fan

    Mustard- “Hey prater, there’s some guys getting into the Coors you set aside for after the game!”

  • http://denverbroncoblogandfanssite royal19bigger fan

    three denver bronco players look at the score board to see if there names were drawn to be the next half back…

  • T-Money

    Chad: Did you seriously just miss an extra point?

  • Burkhard

    DOINK!!………Awww Damn, DOUBLE DOINK!!

  • http://broncotalk Frank

    Wow, there’s no way Bill Romanowski can spit that far!

  • Soxbigdog

    Prater: “OK, so who is NOT surprised that I missed that !”