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Published on 11/20/2008 at Thu Nov 20 10:33.
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Tom Cable (AP Photo)
Oakland Raiders coach Tom Cable. (AP Photo)

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Previous Caption Winner – Boisebroncoguy:

Matt Ryan and Mike Smith (AP Photo)
Matt, remember one thing, it’s not the size of the dog in the fight… er… whoops, bad analogy.

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  • SivNiz

    I wonder if I can do that mind control thing that Darth Davis does?

  • danstall

    I would like to take Al Davis and squash him like a bug.

  • danstall

    Mike Shanahan is inside our head man, get him out of our head.

  • hercules rockefeller

    New Raiders head coach John Goodman wishes he was back on the set of Roseanne.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    For a guy to want to be the permanent new coach here, he would have to have this much air in his head.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Al’s ego is about this big and shaped like a watermelon.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    How do you guys like my new hat?

  • Kyle

    *Stares at a far-away bus*

    “Haha, I squish the bus.”

  • E. Halsey Miles

    “If my head were just a LITTLE bit bigger, I’d look like John Goodman.”

  • E. Halsey Miles

    Kyle: Wow, a Kids in the Hall reference. People still remember that? =)

  • Brenton Metzler

    “Accepting the head coaching job of the Oakland Raiders? What the hell was I thinking. God, IDIOT!!!!”

  • I Piss Excellence

    Oakland Raiders coach Tom Cable (above) has decided to “up the ante” and instruct his players on the finer points of “spirit fingers” after reportedly being pleasantly surprised with his wide receivers’ use of “jazz hands” throughout the season.

  • AKscott

    “I sat by JaMarcus at lunch today, and i swear to god he ate a burger THIS BIG!”

  • Gary

    Raiders head coach Tom Cable shown here in this photo from last fall at his last job, teaching his players the fundamentals of football… “OK kids, this is how we put on our helmets.”

    Raiders owner Al Davis was moved by the Raider shirt he saw on Cable in this photo and realized that a true fan who knew how to coach would do a great job for them.

  • East

    “You know how screwed we are? This much!”

  • Linmoo

    I got a headache this big, and it’s *screaming* for a new owner.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Yes it’s true, I do know the cheerleader Elway is engaged to.

  • GreasyQtip

    5 dollar fooootlong

  • HogBlog

    Hmmm…Jamarcus doesnt understand english so we ‘ll start “signing” the plays during the game. Ok Jamarcus, this means…’defense is closing fast, get rid of the damn ball”. Ok, you got it? Jesus H Christ, NO…it doesnt mean another Subway footlong you moron!!!!!!!!!!!

  • adgriff42

    Tom Cable…an inspiration to all special needs children

  • scotty

    “Hold on guys, I’m receiving orders from the Mother ship.”

  • Mark

    Don’t worry guys, I’ll just use my super telepathic mind control on ‘ol Mikey boy, and we will this game. Here goes…(grunting sounds)…..(craps his pants)…Uh-oh, I think I better call a time out.

  • T-Money

    “Have you seen my dump truck?”

  • T-Money

    If you grow hands this big, Javon… Then you’ll catch everything

  • Kyle

    There’s just so many things going on up in there, sometimes order the I up mess.

  • jchase8410

    So then I grabbed them like this and motorboated her until I passed out!

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Come on guys, Norm from Cheers has a much bigger head than me.

  • DaveMoore

    Suddenly the dual rumours of Al Davis’ shabby old Raiders coat being a fully operational invisibility cloak and every Raiders coach having their head up Al’s ass were brutally confirmed.

  • DaveMoore

    I wish Al would disconnect these damn wires!

  • Mark

    Holy freaking crap! This job makes my head want to explode!!! I’m moving back into the van down by the river!

  • Garrett Barnes

    Peace Tom. Peace.

  • Jon

    Ummm, Al, you sure this works?

  • broncobobmeridian

    I cant stand it any more. I keep hearing this little voices in my head……
    Tom, can I see you in my office, and don’t forget your belongings.

  • broncobobmeridian

    Damn, it used to be when Al fired you, he would screw you out of your pay. Now he wont pay me if we lose.

  • BroncosFan24

    “AL told me I had to find a way to beat the Broncos this weekend even if i had to stay up all night. But if i stayed up all night thinking of a way to beat the Broncos my head would swell to this size cause we all know it wont happen!”

  • mikebirty

    And then Arthur Patrelli put his hands on Hiro’s head like this and now Hiro thinks he’s ten. Man I love that show.

  • mikebirty

    Oh no, Al wants to see me in his office and I need to bring my playbook

  • mikebirty

    ever since he signed that contract Javon Walker’s head has been this big.

  • M-High Marauder

    This just in…. In order to better communicate play calls, Tom Cable has started using gang signs so the Oakland players could understand better.

  • broncobobmeridian

    Here Coach Cable is showing his players step by step moves on what to do when law enforcement says,” Get out of the car and put your hands behind your head.”

  • AcDrago

    Al Davis is driving me nuts…What possess me to take this freakin job?

  • Blow me

    Broncos suck it up again


    Really guys my head used to be this big till I took the Raiders job.

  • Mark

    No seriously, Mikey laid a turd this big in our first match up as head coaches!

  • RHansen

    ….and then Al put his butt right here!

  • Всеволод Рыбин

    Интересная статья. Много чего нового узнал для себя. Автору респект и уважуха :)