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Published on 11/10/2008 at Mon Nov 10 11:04.
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Jay Cutler and Ryan Clady (AP Photo)
Jay Cutler and Ryan Clady. (AP Photo)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments.

Top 10 Captions from Halloween:

Al Davis and Darth Vader
All 10 winners, in order of comment submission, after the jump…

  • hercules rockefeller – “We have a new enemy. The young boy who destroyed the Coliseum in week 1.”
  • Mellifluous – Vader: Your devotion to this sad organization hasn’t helped you conjure up a winning season or given you clairvoyance enough to keep a talented coach…
    Davis: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
  • RHansen – Two people with absolutely no grip on reality.
  • flbronc – We were bad ass in the 70’s (Ed: Sorry bronc, not a Family Guy fan)
  • daveb – Al Davis finally finds someone willing to coach his team.
  • Brenton Metzler – Sure I used the force to kill my wife and I tried to kill my son and I blew up the entire planet of Alderan, but this guy is bat shit crazy.
  • T-Money – Guys in the background… “My money is on mr. Davis. If i were Darth Vader i would want to touch that with a 10 foot pole.”
  • Jordan C – “Yeah, so you can move the ball with your mind – but what’s your 40 time?”
  • mikebirty – Al: “Amidala died during child birth”
    Darth: “Ah well she had a good life”
    Al: “And you’re my new head coach”
    Darth: “Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”
  • Cutler – So Darth can you teach me force choke for my coaching staff? Mind control is not working for me.

It was really hard to choose folks. Half of them were flip-of-the coin between five others. Finally, if I had to pick one, it’d be Brenton Metzler’s. I think I laughed for 10 straight minutes.

Remember to leave your caption for the top photo. Happy captioning!

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Hey Jay, feel these rock hard pecs I got at Boise State.

  • Brenton Metzler

    “You think you’re excited, feel these nipples.”

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Ryan, don’t show your ballerina moves in front of other people!

  • GreasyQtip

    Look if i tuck my penis between my legs like this i look just like Star Jones!

  • GreasyQtip

    Jay, I am having trouble finding this white and black glove i hid for a celebration can you help me find it.

  • T-Money

    Brenton Metzler nailed it. If you haven’t seen baseketball then you wont get it but I’ve been laughing for about 10 minutes.

    Look jay… I’m a superstar… Just like the song

  • Pat

    Superman that ho

  • Mark

    The moment before Jay Cutler joins his teammates on injured reserve due to a cracked sternum.



  • MIAbronco


  • M-High Marauder

    Yes there real, and they are spectacular.

  • Linmoo

    Look, Jay! I can make my buttocks disappear!

  • T-Money

    Make it rain baby

  • GreasyQtip

    Oh man Brentons is great but Pat is my clear cut winner.

  • T-Money

    This just in… Ryan Clady along with 5 other Bronco offensive linemen were fined $5,ooo for excessive celebration of their victory of the Cleavland Browns.

  • Steve

    Stop! I did not drop the soap buddy!

  • Gary

    Jay, you’re my hero!… Whoa! Back off there Man Mountain, it was just a win against a crappy team.

  • mikebirty

    Jay: “All I said was Matt Ryan is the only outstanding candidate for Rookie of the Year”

  • mikebirty

    Ryan: “Hundred Hand Slap and Sumo Splash Combo”
    Jay: “Sonic Boom”

  • RHansen

    Mid leap Jay Culter realizes he will soon learn a hard lesson in physics.

  • broncobobmeridian

    Hey Ryan, do you remember any of those trick plays Boise State used to
    pull off the upset in the Fiesta Bowl… We sure could use them considering we have no running backs.

  • AKscott

    Clady doing his best ‘Titanic’ impression “I’M KING OF THE WORLD!!!”

    Jay looks on in joy as 3 months of practice pays finally off

  • Broncoholic

    Damn Jay, it’s supposed to be a chest bump, not a cup check.