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Published on 08/22/2008 at Fri Aug 22 10:00.
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  • The Denver Broncos and Green Bay Packers square off in Week 3 Preseason action tonight… check out the media guide at the Broncos official site.  []
  • If there’s such a thing as a ‘must-win‘ preseason game, for the Packers, this is it.  [Milwaukee Journal Sentinal]
  • Green Bay is getting a boost with the return of Greg Jennings.  [ESPN]
  • Mike Klis lists his 5 points for tonight’s game… none of which is my #1, which I’ll post later today.  [Denver Post]
  • The AP’s generic Denver Broncos season preview focuses on Mike Shanahan‘s playoff promise and potential “hot seat” status.  [ESPN]
  • If the Broncos go anywhere, it will be on the shoulders of Jay Cutler.  [ESPN]
  • Jim Armstrong isn’t drinking the Kool Aid.  (Seriously, he says, “Hold the Kool Aid.”)  [DPO]
  • In 10 days, the Broncos will be 27 men fewer than now.  [DPO]
  • Nate Jackson wants to grab this opportunity left by the injured Daniel Graham.  [Rocky Mountain News]
  • Broncos cheerleader Liz Harris is happy to give back to her high school dance team.  [Fort Morgan Times]



Lane Kiffin
Lane Kiffin is happy. AP Photo/Paul Sakuma

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments… Yesterday’s winner after the jump.

Yesterday’s winner: Johnny Leatherhead.

“I think my contact lens popped out somewhere around here…but that was 4 plays ago.”

Remember to leave your comments for the top photo. Happy captioning…

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Wow! When we tape Javon’s signing bonus check to the ball, he actually catches it!

  • Trent

    “If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours you’re suspoed to call a doctor…not me!”

  • E. Halsey Miles

    “The flaming poo on Al Davis’ porch joke NEVER gets old!”

  • Big Vaughn

    “Ha Ha , Al you alright buddy? let me help you up .. he he! What?? oh yeah thats just a new 4th down play we’ve been working on called power sweep a-hole right. GOOD HIT Asomugha !!! he he he”

  • Johnny Leatherhead

    Yuck! How do the fans drink this Silver-and-Black Kool-Aid all the time?

  • Johnny Leatherhead

    Can I do two?

    “Only 296 days until I get fired. Yippee!”

  • Kyle

    Dude, you’re the reigning champ. Caption to your heart’s content.

    (That’s true every day, BTW).

  • mikebirty

    Hey Al Davies just complained of a sharp stabbing pain in his left shoulder!

  • andy b.

    Not to crib from mikebirty, but…
    “Hey guys, good news! I just got off the phone with an expert at the hospital. It’s true, Al really does have to die sometime!”

  • jibbons

    Have you seen my baseball??

  • Big Vaughn

    ” None of the players had the heart to tell Lane that Al Davis had given him a piece of trick gum, turning his teeth and tounge completely black..”

  • dstall

    “Wow I got to make it a decision on personnel. That water boy will never work for the Raiders again!”

  • E. Halsey Miles

    “Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Al Davis walks into a bar…no wait, hobbles into a bar!”

  • Jonathan Douglas


    Oh… stop…it hurts…

    That Raider’s article was the funniest thing I’ve EVER read (well, not quite as funny as Douglas Adams – but close).

    Best quotables are…

    Raider Math Class: “Lots of critics are predicting us for 6 wins. I say double that and subtract 3.”
    What the hell!? why not just say 9-7?

    Raider Monster Hunt: “You got fast (Fargas), fast/strong (McFadden) and strong (Bush). That’s our cyclopes monster right there.”
    Really? A Cyclopes? I’m pretty sure that’s a one-eyed mythical monter. So, how does that have anything to do with your RB’s, again?

  • daveb

    I quit…jibbons wins hands down…that was F-U-N-N-Y!!

  • Trent

    I second that. That just made my day.

  • Jason

    Lane after Al’s walker broke.

  • hercules rockefeller

    Dead man walkin’ on a green mile.

  • Kawike

    OMG, Javon! I thought that for $55 million you could at least run with out tripping over your own feet.

  • Nevvellsbomb

    Hey look a pretty little butterfly!!!

  • GreasyQtip

    “That… is the smallest penis i have ever seen.”

  • Denver Diehard

    “Duh, I dink I juss made poo poo, yuk yuk yuk

  • SivNiz

    Dude where’s my car?