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Published on 08/19/2008 at Tue Aug 19 12:59.
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Daily Blitz – A Royal Welcome

Posted Tue Aug 19th by

  • After Eddie Royal‘s breakout preseason game on Saturday, all of the Internets are abuzz with this kid.  See here and here.  [Denver Post, Rocky Mountain News]
  • 2,300 looks like the magic number for Broncos rushers – gain that many yards, and the Broncos are playoff bound.  [RMN]
  • This fantasy analysis tends to think Selvin Young will get us there – listing him as his #5 breakout candidate.  Guess who’s #3 #2?  [The Scores Report]
  • Offensive assistant Rick Dennison has history with the Broncos.  Nice article.  [DPO]
  • Marlin Briscoe, the former Bronco who was the first starting African American quarterback in the NFL, is taking his story to the big screen.  [DPO]
  • Niko Koutouvides and Nate Webster are still fighting for the only starting spot yet to be decided.  [DPO]
  • Ebenezer Ekuban is embracing his role as defensive every-lineman.  [RMN]

Today’s Create-A-Caption:

John Lynch Pats
John Lynch and friends (AP Photo/Stephan Savoia)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments…

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Yesterday’s winner – previous Create-a-Caption

Glenn Martinez vs. Cowboys
A prayer for Patrick, from Glenn:
“Hail Mary, full of grace, save me the pain, Im going to face?
Look over me lord, and keep me safe, so I may put my shoe so far up Ramsey’s a**, he’ll floss with the lace!”
(Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

Congrats to HogBlog for the winning caption! Honorable mention: Pat (for getting the Ramsey connection), E. Halsey Miles

Again – leave your caption for the top photo!

  • dbroncos

    Somebody more creative than me should do something with the Wizard of Oz. John has to be Dorothy, as he found his “home”.

  • Danish Denver-fan!

    ah, there’s nothing like the life of the young and restless. Sorry i mean, old and restfull. As in 10-snaps-a-game-restfull.

  • SivNiz

    I had no idea you guys had soooooo much practice video of me.

  • Linmoo

    Hey, didn’t I use to kick your guys’ ass every time we met? Good times….

  • http://www.dbaumgartner.com daveb

    I still get a ring even if I don’t play much, right?

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Hey guys, since we look like crap so far, and the Broncos look really good; would you get mad at me if I went back?

  • Ryan

    Are those their ages printed on their jerseys? Left to right youngest to oldest? Maybe its how many minutes they’ll play… total this year.

  • Boisebroncoguy

    #2) Oh crap! You guys never told me I would have to actually cover Brandon Marshall and Eddie Royal in a GAME!!

  • flbronc

    if we dont get 19 this year, i’m outta here. by the way i get to start right?

  • GreasyQtip

    John: “Uhhh, guys come on, it’s just a last name, I didnt mean anything by it”

  • Sam

    Kyle, check the break out. Jay’s number two.

  • joe

    ok so who wants to cover my guy

  • Arden

    “Side effects of Viagra include a drop in blood pressure, abdominal pain, and jumping ship to an in-conference rival.”

  • http://broncotalk.net Kyle

    Thanks Sam. Oh, and guys, these are awesome. I’ve laughed out loud, in my cubicle, at least three times. Best since the Rivers balloon one. Keep em coming!

  • Charlie

    My name is john lynch and i am a douche bag…

  • http://birty.blogspot.com mikebirty

    Patriots secondary practise their coverage formation for Brandon Marshall.

  • http://birty.blogspot.com mikebirty

    Suck in the guts guys, we’re superbowl champs….. What winning 18 games doesn’t win you the trophy?

  • http://mrherculesrockefeller.blogspot.com hercules rockefeller

    Has anyone seen my bottle of centrum silver?

  • Tyson

    …so, I have this rare, annual sickness where I can’t play football every 20th of October. It’s really weird. Yeah, I’ve been to the doctors about it, but they just said to go home, take my dentures out, and get lots of rest.

  • hotpocket

    message back to broncos::
    Ok the plan has been going well so far- a week before you play the patriots ill send you all of their game plans and we can 1up them at there own game!!
    -thats why im playing like i suck right now- because i dont want to start when you guys rip us up

  • http://www.broncomadness.com Garret Barnes

    Dum Dum Dum Dum, Dow Dow Dow Dow, Dum Dum Dum Dum

    Lynch: Now all we need is leather jackets and we will be the most intimidating defense in football. We just can’t play.

  • http://merlinofchaos.livejournal.com E. Halsey Miles

    Sorry, I can’t be mad at Lynch for signing with the Pats.

    “One, two and KICK. No you’re supposed to KICK. Oh man we’re never going to be ready for the Chorus Line at this rate!”

  • HogBlog

    Lynch says “Ok boyz, let’s try another Name That Tune Trivia Question…BTW, havent you guys heard of the 70’s? What d’ya mean that’s what your parents listen to?”

  • http://danstallbaum.com dstall

    You guys still have to wax your legs, I so old the hair has all fallen out.

  • Briggs

    Lynch: Hey guys. I aint gonna lie. Your team hazing is harsh on the rear end.

  • Danish Denver-fan!

    The good, the bad and the ugly… Oh – and the oldie…

  • Danish Denver-fan!

    Guys, I’m confused… Is this line- or tapdance?

  • Danish Denver-fan!

    When in Rome…

  • Johnny Leatherhead

    It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A…

  • joe

    hey, I guess you guys know who I am and how great I am, I don’t even have to cover receivers or play full time and I can sit out games and they always vote me to the pro bowl, I can’t imagine how lucky you must feel to have me

  • http://bolsindrom.ru Александр

    Хм… Ну у вас или талант писать, или это стыбрено откуда-то! :)