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Published on 08/12/2008 at Tue Aug 12 10:00.
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Yesterday’s winner: Arden – “Y’know, at this point, allowing the sack might be the best thing for everyone.” Honorable mention: Pat, Boisebroncoguy.

Norv Turner and Philip Rivers
Chargers Coach Norv Turner and QB Philip Rivers (AP Photo/Denis Poroy)

Your wittiest, most cleverest captions in the comments…

  • Garret Barnes

    Why the hell are you wearing blue and orange shoes Coach?

  • Dario

    Rivers: “You suck Turner! Look at these whites baby. You touch my Tide extra brights sucka!”

    Turner: “Look Phil, I appreciate your limited vocabulary and this pretend side-line huddle to cover plays but just hand the ball to LT and get out of the way.”

  • Arden

    Turner: “No, Philip, I will NOT schedule our practices around when Power Rangers are on.”

  • GreasyQtip

    “You said if i played my hardest you’d get me a new balloon!”

  • Kyle

    Rivers: “Stop laughing at me, I’m a very serious person.”

  • Boisebroncoguy

    Yeah I know what you mean Phyllis, that brand of thong rides up on me too.

  • LorDog

    I don’t know what to say, Philip. I’ve never been in this precarious position of coaching such a whining baby before!

  • LorDog

    Yes, coach, those pants DO make you look fat….

  • ColoradoDane

    Haven’t you reached the age, where the pants go above the belly instead of below? That way they can also support your budding breasts.

  • Danish Denver-fan!

    Norv (that name makes me think og “NORM!” in “cheers”): Hey Phil’, are you wearing Jamaals helmet again?

    Phyllis: Yeah, Coach I can’t se shit!

    Norv: We’re probably better of that way.

  • Jordan

    Yes coach, I know I’m a little bitch, I’m just waiting for Nate Webster and Champ Bailey to sandwich me in the backfield for a ten yard loss.

  • Bobby

    Quit staring at me like that dad, you’re freaking me out…

  • HogBlog

    Norv…WTF? I can make that throw, it’s only 25 yds. Now, does the ball have to spiral, or is end over end ok?”

  • GreasyQtip

    “Hey Coach, I already got a place in Malibu in anticipation for next year”

  • AKscott

    Norv thinking to himself.. If only you were Eli

  • AKscott

    Phyllis doing his best monkey impression.. Somewhere in the background LT can be heard crying to whoever will listen about ho disrespected he feels that Phillip has gotten his picture on here twice in the past week, and him none.

  • CourtneyBrown98

    Look at chu, You look dispicable!
    Are you good for anything?
    you cant even wear the same color of the team properly!!
    Cuz i sure don’t remember us being the Titans.
    And that boob job and over lapping stomach isnt making things any better!! Sometimes i wonder if you have a brain!